Gods Inc.

Welcome to Gods Inc.

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Thanks for taking the time to check out our company! Feel free to download our "Employee Integration" software down below in order to gain a better understanding of what you might be doing here at Gods Inc.

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To keep things short and sweet; you and your alien species have been given a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join forces with us, and create something truly amazing!

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from other employees whom we met through this programme:

I am one of you. You are one of us. Sometimes if I listen really hard, I can hear them sceami-

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We can't wait to have you join us. Join us.

We love the  <SPECIES NAME HERE> people. We do not feast upon their flesh. We do not look into the lights above. We do not leave our terrarium.